KRS are offering one lucky gentleman the chance to win an all-expenses paid date with the soon-to-be-37-year-old, giving her —and maybe you?— one fine shot at romance on the very day her album comes out.
"If you live in the New York City area (no long-distance beaus please) and are not a total creep/stalker (we will KNOW if you are)," begin the list of instructions; which involve answering the below questions, and sending in a recent (non-doctored) photo to: firstname.lastname@example.org.
Are you gainfully employed? Elaborate.
When/how long was your last relationship?
What are your hobbies/interests?
What qualities do you most enjoy in a woman?
List any anti-depressants you currently take:
What do you know about Marnie and why do you want to date her?
What would your most recent ex-girlfriend say about you? Can we get her email?
Where would you take Marnie on a first date and why?
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