In either a romantic gesture on behalf of a friend —or an extra-gimmicky gimmick to shill records— Kill Rock Stars are running one almighty sweepstakes to coincidence with the March 19 release of The Chronicles of Marnia, the awesomely-titled fourth album for math-rockin' guitar goddess Marnie Stern.
KRS are offering one lucky gentleman the chance to win an all-expenses paid date with the soon-to-be-37-year-old, giving her —and maybe you?— one fine shot at romance on the very day her album comes out.
"If you live in the New York City area (no long-distance beaus please) and are not a total creep/stalker (we will KNOW if you are)," begin the list of instructions; which involve answering the below questions, and sending in a recent (non-doctored) photo to: datemarnieonreleasedate@gmail.com.
Name:
Email:
Age:
Location:
Height:
Are you gainfully employed? Elaborate.
When/how long was your last relationship?
What are your hobbies/interests?
What qualities do you most enjoy in a woman?
List any anti-depressants you currently take:
What do you know about Marnie and why do you want to date her?
What would your most recent ex-girlfriend say about you? Can we get her email?
Where would you take Marnie on a first date and why?
Photo © Evan Jewett
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